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April 13, 2017 – Monologue Jokes
1. In a new interview, President Trump appeared to waiver in his support for his chief strategist Steve Bannon. Which can only mean on thing, Trump has met a younger, hotter morbidly obese anti-semite...
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June 5, 2017 – Monologue Jokes
1. Last Thursday, a man climbed a 30-foot-tall bulldozer on a crowded Miami freeway, stripped naked and masturbated in plain view during rush hour. Causing a handful of motorists to use their...
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July 14, 2017 – Monologue Jokes
1. President Trump on Saturday promised $639 million in aid to feed people left starving because of conflict in Somalia, South Sudan, Nigeria and Yemen. Which, I assume he thinks are neighborhoods in...
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January 5, 2018 – Monologue Jokes
1. A group of Egyptian soccer players have formed a team for one-legged players. That story again, a group of Egyptians invented foosball: 2. According to a soon-to-be released book, President Trump...
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March 16, 2018 – Monologue Jokes
1. Pornstar Stormy Daniels said that the recent news surrounding her alleged affair with President Trump has been great for business. In fact, to accommodate the increase in demand, Stormy is looking...
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April 13, 2018 – Monologue Jokes
1. The White House announced that for the second year in a row, President Trump will skip the Correspondents Dinner. And, for the 40th year in a row he will skip Don Jr.’s birthday dinner: 2. A man who...
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June 22, 2018 – Monologue Jokes
1. Last week, Attorney General Jeff Sessions cited a Bible verse to justify his policy of separating immigrant families. I have an idea, let’s tell Sessions that Church and State are from Mexico and...
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October 21, 2019 – Monologue Jokes
1. According to a new study, owning a dog is tied to lowering your risk of dying early by 24%. Counterpoint: 2. This week, NASA astronauts Jessica Meir and Christina Koch conducted the first all-female...
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November 25, 2019 – Monologue Jokes
1. According to a recent article, Mayor Pete Buttigieg only packed four shirts for his bus tour around Iowa. And when he says he only packed four shirts, he means it: 2. President Trump reportedly...
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May 14, 2020 – Monologue Jokes
1. Queen guitarist Brian May was hospitalized last week after tearing hit buttock muscles while gardening. Said May, “Please tell people I have coronavirus.” 2. The European Space Agency said this...
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